Refund policy

I'm just gonna be honest you with it's an exceptionally generous refund policy. If there's the slightest issue I'll gladly refund you, or replace the print. It's an honour system I can't follow up on but basically let's just be level with each other, because the important thing is getting you a top quality print that you're happy with.

I'll know if you're pulling a fast one, and I want you know that I will in fact feel bad about it.

You wouldn't do that to me, right?